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Maya Joy. 15. (: I'm the Nutty Professor. Small town girl living in a lonely world. East Bay.
Vegan. LGBT ally. Harry Potter. Green Day. Emily's Army. The Ramones. RCHP. MCR. Sex Pistols. Misfits. Blink 182. Queen. The Beatles. Sum 41. Simple Plan. Train.
Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Billie Joe Armstrong, and JK Rowling are my heroes. Oh and Ellen.
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NotesUgh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! xD
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1. MAROON 5 YEAH
2. BOWSER
3. Olive Pendergast
i win
1. Green Day
2. The girl from Portal
3. Captain America/Iron Man/The Black Widow/The Hulk/That other guy/ThorYUS.
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That moment when you’re watching the giants game and the announcer says “1-0 d-backs” and you thought he said d-bags.
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Fuck yeah. That was mine.
YES.
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I like turtles because they’re so chilled. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe...
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Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)
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me: *walks out of room*parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!... ...
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